- Disposing of a body is fairly easy, as long as you’re not squeamish.
- Body language is just as, or more important than words
- It is far more useful to say ‘I made a mistake, I’ll try to do better’ than to say ‘I’m sorry’
- If you fuck something up, try to fix it
- If…
sometimes I think people in the US overreact about taxes but then I remember we literally became a country because we refused to pay our goddamn taxes
other wolves: godammit, moon moon wHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?!!

moon moon: i fawnd the thing, gaiz
after this semester i’m getting a pixie cut and dyeing it blue
i have already decided
no
frankys
hey mother goose are you still in
with all its
and
and
?
naw man
i’m 137 miles from chicago. i got a full case of monster, half a pack of oreos, it’s dark, and i’m wearing sunglasses
sweet.
whereas I’m
after this semester i’m getting a pixie cut and dyeing it blue
i have already decided
no
frankys
hey mother goose are you still in

with all its

and
and
?
i’m that gross thing boys think about when they’re trying to get rid of their boners
you are baseball?
captain, i’m pretty sure that causes boners for some guys
only when they hit
second base
i’m that gross thing boys think about when they’re trying to get rid of their boners
you are baseball?
You never find out why Booker DeWitt doesn’t row.
He just DOESN’T ROW.
See, female!Lutece wants DeWitt to help with the rowing, but male!Lutece says, “He doesn’t row.”
She’s all indignant. What, he can’t row or something? He’s physically incapable of rowing? That’s ridiculous! Hence why she says, “He doesn’t ROW?!”
Then male!Lutece clarifies: he says no, it’s not that DeWitt is incapable of rowing, it’s just that the two Luteces have been to this moment in time before, and DeWitt never rows. It’s like watching a movie you’ve seen a hundred times and muttering to the person sitting beside you, ‘Harry DOESN’T die,’ or ‘Frodo DOESN’T give up.’
The outcome is predestined, been done literally infinite number of times before.
“He DOESN’T row.”



