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the next time your friend says they’re not pretty, just tell them this: “Being pretty doesn’t make you happy. You know how I know? Because you’re pretty. And you’re not happy.”
the Easter Massacre

the Easter Massacre

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“Doctor Freeman, I presume.”

I CAN’T BE THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS

Which Disney heroine are you?

Belle

[ ] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.

[X] You’ve been lost in the forest.

[X] You love to read.

[X] You do not worry over what society expects of you.

[X] One of your family members is weird.

[X] You don’t fall for guys based solely on their looks.

[X] You have a wild imagination.

[ ] You love to take care of people in need.

[ ] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty.

[X] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.

Total: 7/10

Rapunzel

[ ] You’re an orphaned child or have an evil step-parent.

[X] You have many different hobbies to keep you busy.

[ ] You can get really bored.

[X] You have/had very long hair.

[X] Your hair is/was bright blonde.

[X] You’re an artsy person.

[X] You’re childish.

[X] You can’t wait to stop the same routine each day and start living.

[X] You care about others and their feelings.

[ ] You like to follow the rules.

Total: 7/10

Alice

[ ] You have/had a pet rabbit.

[X] You love to play cards.

[ ] You get frustrated when things don’t make sense.

[X] You get yourself in sticky situations.

[ ] You have been to a court.

[X] You have fallen asleep while doing your homework.

[X] You have had a tea party.

[ ] You eat things you just find lying around.

[ ] You’re frequently late.

[ ] You know how to play croquet.

Total: 4/10

Jasmine

[ ] Your dad is rich.

[X] You are very clever.

[ ] You’ve been with someone way different from you.

[X] You’re unique and different from everyone else.

[ ] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.

[X] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.

[ ] You don’t have a lot of (good) friends.

[X] You’re independent.

[X] You talk to your pets/inanimate objects.

[ ] Your parents try to control your life.

Total: 5/10

Megara

[ ] Your boyfriend/crush is strong.

[ ] You have gotten involved with the wrong people before.

[X] You are very convincing.

[X] You are sarcastic.

[ ] You have had your heart broken.

[X] You are thin to the point of being bony.

[X] You lie sometimes.

[ ] You pretend to be someone you’re not.

[ ] You have been used.

[X] Purple is one of your favorite colors.

Total: 5/10

Ariel

[ ] Your parents expect a lot from you.

[ ] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.

[X] You’re a bit of a trouble maker.

[X] You’re the youngest in your family.

[X] You can express yourself without speaking.

[X] You collect something.

[X] You have/had long hair.

[X] You are adventurous.

[X] You’re extremely curious.

[ ] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.

Total: 7/10

Aurora

[ ] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.

[X] You almost died at a very young age.

[X] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.

[X] You have a decent singing voice.

[X] You like to sleep in late on the weekend.

[ ] You spend most of your time outside.

[ ] You have a close relationship with your aunts/godparents.

[ ] You’re very romantic.

[ ] Pink is one of your favorite colors.

[ ] You’re afraid of needles.

Total: 4/10

Cinderella

[ ] One of your parents is dead.

[ ] You are expected to do a lot of chores.

[X] You love to dress up.

[X] You love animals.

[ ] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.

[ ] Your mom is really strict.

[ ] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.

[X] You’re always optimistic that life will get better.

[ ] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.

[X] You have/had blonde hair.

Total: 4/10

Snow White

[X] People have said that you’re beautiful.

[ ] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.

[ ] You’ve almost died.

[X] You have at least seven good friends.

[ ] You’ve had food poisoning.

[ ] You have/had short hair.

[ ] You get along with almost everyone.

[X] All of your friends are different.

[ ] You sleep like the dead.

[X] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.

Total: 4/10

Tinkerbell

[ ] You get jealous easily.

[X] You loved your childhood.

[X] You like to fly.

[X] You believe in magic.

[ ] You are short.

[ ] You hate pirates.

[X] You admire confident, adventurous people.

[X] People underestimate you.

[ ] You get angry easily.

[X] You have/had a treehouse.

Total: 6/10

Pocahontas

[X] You love to walk around and explore.

[X] You are more spiritual than religious.

[X] You’ve been in an interracial relationship.

[X] One of your family members is dead.

[ ] Your parents are very protective of you.

[X] Someone you love has been in a war.

[X] You love nature.

[ ] You have/had black hair.

[X] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.

[X] You’re very adventurous.

Total: 8/10

Mulan

[X] You can be a tomboy sometimes.

[X] People wish you could be a bit more girly.

[ ] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.

[X] You’ve been in a physical fight.

[ ] You have/had considered running away from home.

[ ] Your parents try to plan your life out.

[X] A lot of your friends are boys.

[X] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.

[X] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them.

[X] With short hair and different clothes, you could pass for a boy.

Total: 7/10

Esmeralda

[X] You love to dance.

[ ] You’ve fallen in love with someone you hated at first.

[X] You hate corruption.

[X] You are free-spirited.

[X] You care more for the well-being of others than your own.

[X] You are witty when provoked.

[X] You love goats.

[X] You prefer going barefoot.

[X] You don’t judge people by the way they look.

[ ] You love rich colors and jewelry.

Total: 8/10

Jane

[X] You love to explore and have adventures.

[X] You are clumsy.

[X] You have a taste for Victorian clothing.

[X] You love learning new things.

[ ] You get lost easily.

[X] You are patient.

[X] You are good at teaching people.

[ ] You have a tendency to fall into trouble.

[X] You have an appreciation for the natural world.

[ ] You get frightened/startled easily.

Total:7/10

Tiana

[ ] You are a workaholic.

[ ] You love to cook.

[X] You are very sensible and level-headed.

[X] People have underestimated you because of your race/gender/background.

[ ] You don’t give much credit to fairy tales.

[ ] You’re a daddy’s girl.

[X] You have big dreams/high aspirations.

[X] You’ve gone hiking through a swamp.

[X] You enjoy jazz music.

[X] You have a fondness for the color green.

Total:6/10

Kida

[ ] You have a profound connection to your heritage.

[X] You speak/are learning three or more languages.

[X] You know how to fight.

[X] You like nerdy/geeky/dorky guys.

[ ] You have a controlling parent.

[X] You look younger than you are.

[ ] You are very spiritual.

[ ] You have a particular piece of jewelry you wear all the time.

[X] You’re a fast learner.

[ ] You feel no need to explore the world.

Total: 5/10

Lilo

[X] You have esoteric tastes.

[X] You prefer old music to modern.

[ ] You were basically raised by your sibling.

[X] Most people your age don’t understand you.

[ ] You frequently get on family members’ nerves.

[ ] You like to take care of ugly, abandoned things.

[X] You love water sports.

[X] You take a dance class.

[X] You have lost someone you love.

[X] You’re childish.

Total: 7/10

Captain Amelia

[ ] You are a natural leader.

[X] You are the only woman in a male-dominated field.

[ ] People mistake you for being cold.

[X] You are confident.

[X] You have a lust for adventure.

[X] You feel deep loyalty to your friends/coworkers.

[X] You are nigh-unshakable.

[ ] You are no-nonsense and do what has to be done.

[X] You have a strong moral conscience and know when too far is too far.

[ ] Someone has deliberately betrayed you.

Total: 6/10

- Welp, it looks like a solid tie between Esmeralda and Pocahontas. I am very fine with that.

Run, run, run

For as long as you live.

You can’t catch me,

I’m the fuck you don’t give!

I am Miguel.

And I am Tulio.

AND THEY CALL US MIGUEL AND TULIO!

faggot-shit:

These Are The Creatures In My Neighborhood by Boy_Wonder on Flickr.